Is it possible to lose 20 lbs in 17 days? Please tell me yes. Please. Because if I actually do get my smile bright enough and my skin tan enough, what good is it going to do if I look 3 months pregnant in all of my vacation photos, huh? So tell me - "Yes June, it is possible to lose 20 lbs in 17 days." And then tell me exactly how....please. I am a woman that needs directions.......
And for the love of Mary Kate and Ashley, don't tell me it isn't possible. Close to the edge people. I'm THIS close to the edge. Don't push me. 8 days til graduation. 8 days! How is that possible? I just graduated not that long ago. Really. Let's see 2009 minus 1987, make the 0 a 10, minus 8, ummmmm 2 years ago, right? WTH! 22 years ago! Huh? Where has 22 years gone? My knees are starting to go a little weak.
17 days til vacation. How the hell did it get to be 17 days already? I had a plan to lose a little at a time. But let's just say that hasn't worked out and time got away from me and now I'm gonna look like a big 'ole beached whale in my Jacqueline Smith Kmart bathing suit - one piece, of course. Ok I don't really have a bathing suit yet. I'm in total denial about this whole weight thing. Somewhere in the back of my little mind, there's a voice saying, "You'll lose that gut" So why go try on bathing suits now and then just get depressed?
Really, why do that to myself. Plus, it's so much fun to wait until 2 days before vacation to try and find a swimming suit - in a town with a population of 25,000. oooo weeeee! The choices.
So, tell me....it is possible to lose 20 lbs in your mid-section and have killer toned abs, right? Right?