Thursday, July 30, 2009

Oh how lovely to be approaching 40

I sneezed today and wet my pants! What's next? Hot flashes?

Somebody please pass the wine......

8 comments:

Jenn said...

Ah, I've sneezed and wet my pants before...it's got little to do with age!

I sent you an invite to your e-mail address for the blogger site and approved you for the Live site...they're both basically the same. More people are using blogger now.

Kat said...

Honey, the night sweats come way before the hot flashes, geez... and there is the weight gain and the crabbiness worse than any PMS you've ever seen and the hormonal crying jags, and the... Oh never mind don't want to scare you or anything...

PS There is an art form to positioning one's self at the onset of the sneeze to avoid this new phase of wetting one's self, maybe one day I can teach that to you.

Shana said...

I have done that before too.... and I am past 40

Becca said...

I do that more often than I am willing to admit in public, and hey I am 45 and yes those flashes have started to happen here, too!

Tracie said...

Oh please, if that was the first time, consider yorself lucky!

What month is your b-day?

FreckledFireLily said...

Soon you will be squeezing your legs together to keep from wetting yourself when you laugh, or cough. Last week I was at a friend's birthday party and she got me laughing so hard I thought I was going to wet myself. I tried to head to the bathroom but didn't dare walk for fear my pants would be soaked. As I stood there with my legs crossed, the rest of the guests got a great laugh out of my dilemma! Geeze, I am not ready for old folks undergarments...am I?

Bella Momma said...

It may have little to do with age as it does child birth, but as a woman at 37 I completely feel your pain in that it FEELS like its because of age. Feels like one more thing is sagging or falling apart. lol

Jane! said...

You better get crackin on the Kegels or you will have more trouble than a dignified woman needs. Did you know that your girl stuff can actually fall out your vajayjay if you let your pelvic floor muscles go??
True story.
A friend of mine specializes in sewing it all back in place and it's not pretty.
But Kat should totally do a PSA on how to sneeze and stay dry.